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"Orgasmic Meditation" Posted: 8 months ago by 2manyusernames
"You call it Orgasmic Meditation. I call it paying some pervert to watch you finger your girlfriend." Meditation by masturbating your partner. Spiritual bless?
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Naked man shot with pepper ball, arrested at school Posted: 8 months ago by Bornbad
A naked Sacramento man was taken into custody Tuesday at a school campus after he was shot with a non-lethal pepper ball gun by deputies.
<----Not the man
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DUI charge is filed, but man never left bar stool Posted: 8 months ago by bourbon47
Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.
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Woman has pine cone surgically removed from her punani Posted: 8 months ago by 2manyusernames
Mirjana Gavaric from the Serbian capital, Belgrade was a very lonely woman. So lonely that by impulse she used a pine cone to create a happy ending. Sadly she needed 2 hours of surgery but did meet a few cute doctors.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 505 [+].
Denver deputy back at work after Mace-ing rabbit Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
The judge ordered Perez to only have contact with animals while under supervision during his probation.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 402 [+].
Teen Accused of Tackling Mascot in Cow Suit Posted: 8 months ago by Bornbad
Mentor Police have charged a 17-year-old from Concord Township with assault after police say he tackled a Chick-fil-A mascot in Mentor.
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Warming to the cult of Snuggie Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
"It looks cultish. Very cultish," Jester said.
Dedicated wearers of the fleece-blanket-with-sleeves would have a hard time disagreeing with that statement, seeing as many of the hundreds of Facebook fan groups set up to celebrate Snuggies list it as a "religion."
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 442 [+].
Unusual Southeastern night sky prompts calls Posted: 8 months ago by Bornbad
The unusual sky prompted hundreds of calls, with some saying they saw "great balls of fire."
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Teen accused of burning man who let underage drinkers party at his home Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
A middle-age man charged with supplying alcohol to teens at his house suffered a severe groin burn when one teen lit the man’s pants on fire after he passed out, police said.
*that's gratitude for you*
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 199 [+].
Woman stuffs unfaithful boyfriend’s sex toy with glass wool Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
A young woman stuffed her boyfriend’s sex toy with glass wool after finding out he had been unfaithful to her. As a result, the man had to be taken to hospital for vital surgery.
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Pimp paid prostitute pittance in poultry pops Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
Ronald Vikash Gander, 27, and his 16-year-old girlfriend devised a plan to prostitute a teenage girl so they could afford the weekly $1,050 rent on a serviced inner-Brisbane apartment, the Brisbane District Court was told. Gander and his girlfriend used the money for living expenses and paid the girl nothing except for the occasional box of chicken nuggets.
*thanks suebe for the suggestion*
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How a woman's 'time of the month' can be blamed for her desire to go shopping Posted: 8 months ago by Franz6
If you've ever overspent on a pair of shoes you knew you'd never wear, psychologists might just have come up with the perfect excuse.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 146 [+].
Woman arrested for picking up dog feces without pants Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
Police arrested a city woman on a charge of indecent exposure alleging she was collecting dog feces while naked from the waist down.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 264 [+].
Sorry, your lottery ticket is a loser.. here, I'll throw it away for you. Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
Your job is to verify lottery tickets.
Someone has just handed you a ticket worth thousands of dollars.
Would you pocket it and cash it yourself?
Clerks at five Twin Cities stores did just that during the Minnesota State Lottery's first compliance test, authorities said. The clerks and three accomplices now face felony charges of lottery fraud.
Comments: 11 Score: [-] 694 [+].
Mutiny on a luxury cruise ship, passengers PO'ed Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
Holidaymakers on the Aurora say they have effectively been held prisoner after engine problems forced P&O Cruises to abandon five planned stops.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 135 [+].
French pole vaulter runs naked through Paris Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
A French pole vaulting champion has run naked with his pole through the streets of Paris and posted the video on the Internet, hoping to draw attention to his quest for a new sponsorship deal.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 160 [+].
Young doctors learn bad habits from TV medical dramas Posted: 8 months ago by Bornbad
When physicians at an Alberta hospital asked why so many medical students and residents were using a faulty technique for inserting life-saving breathing tubes in patients, they received an unexpected answer: It's television's fault.
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History calls, but kids can't beat '59 record Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
What happened Wednesday on the campus greensward was the re-enactment of the famous day in 1959 when 22 St. Mary's students crammed into a phone booth and a Life magazine photographer snapped a picture of the spectacle.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 291 [+].
Dishwasher detergent smuggling in Spokane Co., Washington Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
Marcotte said she tried every green brand in her dishwasher and found none would remove grease and pieces of food. Everybody she knows buys dishwasher detergent in Idaho, she said.
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Pranksters brick up friend's front door and post footage on YouTube Posted: 8 months ago by topofall
A group of pranksters blocked up their friend's front door with a brick wall as payback for a previous practical joke – then posted footage of it on YouTube.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 331 [+].
Bull semen pilferers take the prize for weird thefts Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
One would hope -- no, pray -- that the swiping of 42,000 baby geoducks would have won Vancouver Island's Weirdest Theft of 2009 Award.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 320 [+].
Minor league ballpark, major league calories Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
The Grand Rapids Press reports that anyone who eats the entire 4,800-calorie behemoth in one sitting will receive a special T-shirt. Saner fans can divide it up with a pizza cutter and share.
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A bobcat walks into a bar... Posted: 8 months ago by kakana
"He was coming right towards two women," Oliver said. "So, I pushed them out of the way. That's when he got me. It wrapped itself around my leg."
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 268 [+].
$206 in urine-soaked coins is not acceptable payment for a speeding ticket in Washington Posted: 8 months ago by Bornbad
Michael Harold Lynch was ticketed for doing 54 mph in a 35 mph area that was also a construction zone. The fine was $206. Lynch decided to let his anger flow by placing $206 in a plastic bag, peeing in the bag and sending it in.
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That’s Vaginal!: 10 Animals That Look Like Ladyflowers Posted: 8 months ago by Bornbad
Some of these are pushing it a bit to find a
resemblance. We've never met a girl whose
special area looked like a flying monkey. But,
hey, perhaps we're just not as worldly as we'd
like to think.
*props to b3ta*
Comments: 9 Score: [-] 353 [+].
Patrol watches Texas-Mexico border - from pub in Australia Posted: 8 months ago by Bornbad
Anyone with an internet connection can now help to patrol the 1,254-mile frontier through a network of webcams set up to allow the public to monitor suspicious activity. Once logged in, the volunteers spend hours studying the landscape and are encouraged to email authorities when they see anyone on foot, in vehicles or aboard boats heading towards US territory from Mexico.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 122 [+].
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