Last night for the season opening of Wife Swap a professional organizer swaped with a Pirate family. Here is the Pirate's family bio.
Baur Family picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Don't waste any more of your valuable time digging deep into the depths of your soul to tell your family off. Instead, use "Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator" to do all the hard work for you. picked by ogri2003 2 years ago

“I called there, and I eventually spoke with him, and I said: ‘Hello, Mr. David Wilson?’ And he said: ‘Yes?’ And I said, ‘Well, my name is David Wilson, and I believe your family once owned mine.’

“He paused for a second and said: ‘Well, that could be." picked by gammerus 2 years ago

Victor Manuel Lozano spends his days like most 2-year-olds. He goes to nursery school, draws, rides a tricycle. The difference is, he does it in prison. picked by MaskedWriter 3 years ago

I found this story on The Friendly Atheists website.

The Illinois Family Institute is now hounding his place of work and encouraging parents at the school where he teaches maths to complain to the school board about him picked by Doggylives 3 months ago

The Nietzsche Family Circus pairs a randomized Family Circus cartoon with a randomized Friedrich Nietzsche quote. picked by wellarmedsheep 3 years ago

In January, when the Obamas move into the White House — a mansion built partially by slaves — as the country's first African-American first family, Michelle Obama will embark upon a life her great-great-grandfather never could have envisioned. picked by muppet 12 months ago

A Turkish court sentenced five members of the same family to life imprisonment for the "honour killing" of Naile Erdas, 16, who got pregnant as a result of rape. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

A family was able to escape a burning house, without any functioning smoke detectors, because their son woke up with his hair on fire. picked by muppet 2 years ago

A New York woman has filed a $100 claim against Norwalk saying a family outing to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined by dog feces. The woman claims her child's shoes, along with the entire outing, were ruined when her 1-year-old stepped in dog feces outside the Maritime Garage. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

A man who was despondent over his financial situation killed five family members and himself Saturday. The bodies were discovered by LAPD officers who responded to a call by family friends. picked by smarty1052 1 year ago

Visiting — or even just viewing photos of family members — prompts brain activity that affects how you feel about them.
*this is a sad statement of our times* picked by Bornbad 11 months ago

Grave found is oldest DNA Evidence of a family picked by JoshSF49 1 year ago

In many ways the setting is just a typical family breakfast.

But things become a little different when you notice a giraffe poking its head through the window to join them for a drink and a bite to eat. picked by evadiva 4 months ago

TOKYO (AP) - Japanese police on Tuesday arrested a 77-year-old man suspected of killing his entire family with a hammer, including a 4-year-old granddaughter, a police official said. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

A useful diagram showing the family tree of Greek gods picked by fogowar 2 years ago

In streets across Britain many people don't even know their neighbour's names. But that certainly isn't a problem on Cotswold Gardens in Gateshead. This small street is home to 69 members of the same family, ranging in age from four weeks to 76 years. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

ET has confirmed that family man Brad Pitt, along with his relatives, have generously donated $1 million to a new pediatric cancer center in the actor's hometown of Springfield, Missouri. picked by TraumaMamma 5 months ago

I guess every family could do this. It'd be really cool. Only a hassle once a year.

*Diego held up better than Susy* picked by Bornbad 5 months ago

For more than four thousand years since their violent deaths they have lain together - a mother, father and their two boys.

They are, say archaeologists, the earliest known example of the nuclear family, carefully buried side by side, perhaps by grieving relatives or friends. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago