A 10-year-old British girl has been barred from trying to sell her granny on eBay, who she complained was "cuddly" but "annoying. picked by topofall 2 months ago

As many families do, a family put their child's doll away in the attic for storage, Years later, when they came to take it out, what they found was unnerving. picked by Bingo 2 months ago

Now when someone tells you You don't know Jack s**t, you can correct them. picked by Ankabout 2 months ago

​ A jaw-dropping lawsuit filed last week in San Francisco Superior Court alleges an ER doctor abandoned his attempts to resuscitate a patient from cardiac arrest to instead pocket the dead man's valuable Rolex wristwatch. picked by cb__ 2 months ago

The following 5 inspirational and active people have obviously stocked up on vitamins, done their stretches and taken old age on head first. picked by iamamaniac 2 months ago

David Fischer's vacation was cut short this summer with a phone call from a roofing company representative who said, 'oops, we accidentally ripped off your roof,' " picked by nateebiinature 2 months ago

7 fascinating love letters for you to read, ranging from romantic through to sad and funny to unique. picked by iamamaniac 2 months ago

Instead of rubbing the gel into their hands, prisoners had been wrapping their lips around the dispenser outlets and consuming it only hours after the dispensers were installed.
A nearby hospital had recently removed the same gel after vagrants wandered in and began drinking it.
The rumors have come true. picked by suckersklub 2 months ago

A homeowner is steaming mad at a fuel company that pumped 100 gallons of oil into his home – and he doesn't even have an oil tank. picked by suebe 2 months ago

Wearing nothing but a pair of sandals, George Davis decided to add a woolen hat to his look when a nipple-chilling fog rolled onto the sidewalk. Tonight, he joined his friends Rusty and Lloyd, commonly referred to as "the naked guys," in their thrice-weekly nude jaunt through the Castro district of San Francisco picked by suebe 2 months ago

It's not clear what prompted the man to sneak into the enclosure or how he gained access to the 2-year-old grizzly exhibit, which is surrounded by glass walls in some portions and electric wire fencing in others.
*Warning:don't whiz on the electric fence* picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Crazy enough story right there. But wait, there's more. He hadn't finished at the time of the accident so he proceeded to continue after the accident and while the police were investigating. picked by bernardblack 2 months ago

A CHARITY runner in an ape costume jogs along - after being stopped by police who thought he was an escaped GORILLA picked by ruthstark 2 months ago

At Walmart, theft is not tolerated. At least not at the Walmart in Jingdezhen, China, where a customer died at the hands of Walmart employees who suspected her of stealing. picked by ruthstark 2 months ago

"My mother wants me to quit. My sister seems to want me to quit. They think I am a little crazy and are worried I might go to jail," said the Tree Fairy. picked by cb__ 2 months ago

Only in NY, kids, only in NY. picked by suebe 2 months ago

Coffee and a show? You have to do something to attract customers to your coffee house when you live near Seattle and all things Starbuck's. But this, I think, goes beyond drawing designs in coffee with steamed milk. picked by bigirishdude 2 months ago

Salesclerk Michelle McCambridge was the victim of identity theft. Shortly after she became aware of the situation, the woman who had claimed to be her was at her cash register. picked by cb__ 2 months ago

An oarfish can easily be mistaken for a sea serpent, but they are really the longest bony fish in the sea, growing to fifty feet or more in length. The longest oarfish alive according to the Guinness Book of World Records is 36 feet in length.

*that fish really creeps me out* picked by lynxears 2 months ago

A Frenchman was arrested for drunk driving after taking his car to a police station to distribute Alcoholics Anonymous pamphlets. picked by topofall 2 months ago

Given the name or the victim and the stupidity of the following incident, you'd almost think this story was made up. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

The latest weapon in the battle over the legitimacy of some functional brain scanning studies is a dead fish. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

As investigators searched the home for drugs, some drug task force members found other ways to occupy their time. Within 20 minutes of entering Difalco's house, some of the investigators found a Wii video bowling game and began bowling frame after frame. picked by nateebiinature 2 months ago

Racism, as I said before is the new "McCarthyism". The latest and perhaps biggest insane use of the race card? High occupancy lanes for cars with 3 or more people in it are racist and discriminatory.
Sadly, this is not an Onion parody. picked by 2manyusernames 2 months ago

...fighting over a "lucky licence plate" containing the number eight. picked by topofall 2 months ago