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Boobs disaster for Miss Plastic favourite Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
Hotly-tipped plastic surgery beauty contest entrant injured after fake breasts make her fall over.
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Bill O'Reilly Calls Glenn Beck Insane, Glenn Beck Calls His Viewers "Zombies" Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
Bill O'Reilly: the voice of reason?!?
Earth...off...axis.
Superman...crippled...by...kryptonite...
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At this restaurant you get what the person before you ordered Posted: 2 months ago by ruthstark
At this japanese cafe, you get what the person before you ordered. The next person gets what you ordered
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Arizona Republic quotes psychics as experts on the future Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
No newspaper, as far as I know, gives its pages over to self-described psychics. Yet the Republic's story quotes several, along with the astrologers, with a straight face.
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The Captain is Not Going to Fly with You on Board Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
Or, what not to say to a flight attendant if you're sitting in an exit row seat.
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Dallas Police Seek Pudgy Naked Guy That Dances In Backyards Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away. Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.
Be sure to check out the comments.
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Church of the SubGenius(careful@work) Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
First Online Church of "Bob"
The High Weirdness Project
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Woman Demonstrates Tampon Insertion and Masturbating to Underage Football Players Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
A Florida woman has been arrested after allegedly masturbating in front of teen football players in Ocala. Venus Lewis, 41, was charged with three counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition and battery after she reportedly chased after two football players and told them she'd have sex with them.
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The Legend Behind the Hodag Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
The beast had two horns growing from its temples, large fangs and green eyes. Its stout and muscular body was covered with short black hair and its back was covered with spikes, leading to a powerful tail. The animal fixed its green eyes on its uninvited guest, spouting flame and smoke from its nostrils, followed by a horrible odour…Kind of like donteatpoop.
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Two men broke into zoo and tangled with tiger Posted: 2 months ago by ruthstark
Two men broke into a zoo and ended up tangling with a tiger after they had been drinking. One of the men was mauled by the tiger .
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Principal Peeping Tom Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
A Kentucky principal last month screened school surveillance footage showing two teenagers having sex in the lunchroom and provided lurid play-by-play commentary as fellow educators watched the video in his office.
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5 Self-Destructive Ways People Accidentally Cured Themselves Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
Sometimes people do things that are less than brilliant. For every Joseph Lister developing important advances in sterile surgery, there is a Randy Quaid sticking lit firecrackers into his own urethra.
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Dog Drinks from Kitchen Faucet Posted: 2 months ago by KerOBeroS32
No big deal, right? Any dog can jump on the counter and, if the water faucet is open, drink from it...
That is of course until you realize the breed of the dog...
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Psychiatric treatment of ghost possession Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
Belief in possession is not uncommon in psychosis, the mental state that can sometimes accompany severe mental illness and typically involves delusions and hallucinations.
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Police: Sorry we left hundreds of bottles of urine on your street Posted: 2 months ago by ruthstark
Police have apologised after hundreds of bottles of urine taken during a house search were left in the street after a 'communication breakdown'.
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Bacon at center of assault charge Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
A man placed on probation last week for allegedly assaulting his wife was arraigned yesterday on new charges stemming from an alleged assault his spouse said was brought on by her failure to properly cook his bacon on Sunday.
*definitely not a Plimate*
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Worst toy ever Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
A crafty alternative for those who don’t necessarily want to eat their baby’s placenta, but want to pay their respects to the life sustaining organ by turning it into a one-of-a-kind teddy bear.
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Meet Saint Expedite Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
Saint Expedite is the patron of those who hope for rapid solutions to problems, who wish to avoid or put an end to delays, and who want general financial success. His aid is also sought by those who wish to overcome procrastination as a personal bad habit, as well as by shop-keepers and sailors. His feast day is April 19.
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Marries four women at same time to save money Posted: 2 months ago by ruthstark
A man walked four brides to the altar, marrying them at the same time to save money and prevent cheating.
Although polygamy is legally recognised in South Africa, father of 10 Milton Mbhele was still unusual in organising the weddings at the same time
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Woman Finds Bank Account Hacked, With $27k Extra Posted: 2 months ago by nateebiinature
In a strange twist on a now familiar story, an English woman last May found that her bank account had been accessed by criminals and that the money therein had increased.
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Where's the beef? Posted: 2 months ago by nateebiinature
Behind the freezer doors at a meat plant mysteriously abandoned by its owner, the 44 tons of bison meat managed to hold its own for months, masked by the brutal chill of two South Dakota winters.
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Tyrannosaurus Rex Skeleton Can't Find a Home Posted: 2 months ago by Pazez
Follow Up to This.
An auction in Las Vegas put up a T-Rex skeleton nicknamed Rex. Nobody's paddles were big enough to buy it.
Apparently, people are still pissed that they're actually scavengers.
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University of Florida zombie preparedness document removed Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
The term, “undead” is also denoted in the report stating, “Supporters of Florida Zombie Preserve Inc. insist that the term ‘undead’ clearly connotes deficiency; specifically in the absence of both life and death. Hence, we suggest here the term ‘life impaired.’”
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LA. woman accused of biting boyfriend's tongue Posted: 2 months ago by ruthstark
Deputies arrested a blood-stained 39-year-old woman for allegedly biting her boyfriend's tongue during an argument
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Woman Feeds Wizard Boy Feces & Urine Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
There was utter shock and sorrow when a 7 year old boy told the police that his aunt and a pastor had fed him s**t and urine on allegations that he was a wizard.
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