A Kentucky principal last month screened school surveillance footage showing two teenagers having sex in the lunchroom and provided lurid play-by-play commentary as fellow educators watched the video in his office. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Sometimes people do things that are less than brilliant. For every Joseph Lister developing important advances in sterile surgery, there is a Randy Quaid sticking lit firecrackers into his own urethra. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

No big deal, right? Any dog can jump on the counter and, if the water faucet is open, drink from it...

That is of course until you realize the breed of the dog... picked by KerOBeroS32 2 months ago

Belief in possession is not uncommon in psychosis, the mental state that can sometimes accompany severe mental illness and typically involves delusions and hallucinations. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Police have apologised after hundreds of bottles of urine taken during a house search were left in the street after a 'communication breakdown'. picked by ruthstark 2 months ago

A man placed on probation last week for allegedly assaulting his wife was arraigned yesterday on new charges stemming from an alleged assault his spouse said was brought on by her failure to properly cook his bacon on Sunday.
*definitely not a Plimate* picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

A crafty alternative for those who don’t necessarily want to eat their baby’s placenta, but want to pay their respects to the life sustaining organ by turning it into a one-of-a-kind teddy bear. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Saint Expedite is the patron of those who hope for rapid solutions to problems, who wish to avoid or put an end to delays, and who want general financial success. His aid is also sought by those who wish to overcome procrastination as a personal bad habit, as well as by shop-keepers and sailors. His feast day is April 19. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

A man walked four brides to the altar, marrying them at the same time to save money and prevent cheating.

Although polygamy is legally recognised in South Africa, father of 10 Milton Mbhele was still unusual in organising the weddings at the same time picked by ruthstark 2 months ago

In a strange twist on a now familiar story, an English woman last May found that her bank account had been accessed by criminals and that the money therein had increased. picked by nateebiinature 2 months ago

Behind the freezer doors at a meat plant mysteriously abandoned by its owner, the 44 tons of bison meat managed to hold its own for months, masked by the brutal chill of two South Dakota winters. picked by nateebiinature 2 months ago

Follow Up to This.

An auction in Las Vegas put up a T-Rex skeleton nicknamed Rex. Nobody's paddles were big enough to buy it.

Apparently, people are still pissed that they're actually scavengers. picked by Pazez 2 months ago

The term, “undead” is also denoted in the report stating, “Supporters of Florida Zombie Preserve Inc. insist that the term ‘undead’ clearly connotes deficiency; specifically in the absence of both life and death. Hence, we suggest here the term ‘life impaired.’” picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Deputies arrested a blood-stained 39-year-old woman for allegedly biting her boyfriend's tongue during an argument picked by ruthstark 2 months ago

There was utter shock and sorrow when a 7 year old boy told the police that his aunt and a pastor had fed him s**t and urine on allegations that he was a wizard. picked by suebe 2 months ago

A Taiwanese woman, who reportedly asked for divorce from her husband because his penis was too long, has been refused after a request to measure the man's manhood was denied. picked by suebe 2 months ago

An 80-year-old Ohio man is recovering from a week in which he was beaten during a home invasion and then shot while trying to learn about guns picked by suebe 2 months ago

A man who told officers he was a medical marijuana provider has been arrested for allegedly standing naked in a Colorado highway, pounding on passing cars and spitting at a state trooper. picked by suebe 2 months ago

With the benefit of hindsight, putting the donkey in with the sheep might have been a touch, well, ear-responsible. picked by ITC518 2 months ago

Bosses take their perks seriously in Africa where a man allegedly was shot in the ankle when he "underestimated the strength of his employer's feelings on the matter of which toilet he should use." picked by bernardblack 2 months ago

Bar owner hopes seance will rid her bar of a sneaky ghost who generously tops off customer's pints. picked by stinkobinko 2 months ago

A Dallas woman has filed a lawsuit seeking six figures from a former neighbor and landlord for damage she says was caused by cigarette smoke wafting through adjoining walls of her high-end townhome. picked by nateebiinature 2 months ago

When Chris Schauerman ventured into his chicken coop, the last thing he expected to find was this monster-sized egg. picked by nateebiinature 2 months ago

From jets to wives to countries to lives - the wild and the wonderful is all here. picked by Franz6 2 months ago

Llama Caddies.

For real. picked by suckersklub 2 months ago