Nip it. Nip it in the bud. picked by tomphoolry 3 years ago

The fake pumpkin has been stuck on the animal's snout for at least several days. picked by cb__ 3 years ago

In Denmark they have a found a new and great way I might ad to stop car's from speeding. Topless bikini clad women! Probably NSFW picked by shredtone 3 years ago

Only 100 of the stamps have ever been found, making them one of the top prizes of all philately. picked by dollyllama 3 years ago

Don't want to pay your bill? You could end up working in the kitchen of a local jail for the day. picked by Skid 3 years ago

These 'jumbo' ambulances can transport people over 500 pounds. picked by wickedsmart 3 years ago

75 members of the same football team were killed in a plane crash 36 years ago on November 14, 1970. picked by wickedsmart 3 years ago

Check out his creations made with toothpicks. picked by musicgirldani 3 years ago

The film is about disabled men who put on a strip show. picked by musicgirldani 3 years ago

This has caused a worldwide scandal. An email was sent to the gay couple from the gardener that they won't do work for them because they are gay. The email then got sent all over the world! picked by musicgirldani 3 years ago

Especially if your car is full of drugs. picked by speedracer 3 years ago

City officials want to shut down one of the chain's restaurants on the south side of Milwaukee, citing frequency of thefts, burglaries, and fights. One official believes it's "just a matter of time until a shooting takes place". picked by Wingnut 3 years ago

Lawsuit by owners of a cafe in a shopping mall tried to keep Mexican restaurant out of the same mall, citing "sandwich exclusivity clause". Thank goodness we have things like this to keep lawyers busy and off the streets. picked by Wingnut 3 years ago

He was on the sheriff's most wanted list for two outstanding misdemeanors. picked by wickedsmart 3 years ago

They were attacked by the ostrich when they trespassed on Halloween. The men came back and shot the ostrich dead. picked by wickedsmart 3 years ago

School apparently already has Latino and African-American clubs, but her request still causes outrage. picked by hypnotode 3 years ago

No... I mean REAL aliens! Thin grey men in flying ships and everything. FLEE! Run for your lives! picked by brightoncub 3 years ago

Man uses the line "there's a tick in your clothes" to get women to disrobe.

What man hasn't used that line at least once? picked by icepigs 3 years ago

The great TN toilet debate. picked by civicracer18c1 3 years ago

What I'm really trying to figure out is why anyone would care to put this in the news. picked by civicracer18c1 3 years ago

An educational examination of poop is on display in Miami.

It was only a matter of time before I posted an article about poop, you know. picked by donteatpoop 3 years ago

A British man suffers burns after lighting a firecracker...which was inside his butt. picked by Skid 3 years ago

Three Burger King employees were arrested and charged criminally after serving two police officers burgers laced with marijuana. picked by Skid 3 years ago

This guy is making money off of others peoples trash picked by mgalpert 3 years ago

The burglar broke into an apartment and cut one of the girls ponytails and some clothes were shredded. Noone was up during the incident. picked by speedracer 3 years ago