I am currently a junior at my university, majoring in Psychology like every other "look at me I am smart and self-aware" person my age. I hate those guys, I'm not like them. Honest.I like the same things everyone else does. Oh, and baths, I love taking a scalding hot bath as often as I possibly can.
Colonel Sanders Meets the President of the UN Posted: 4 weeks ago by theshirtpocket
Red-faced United Nations officials on Monday admitted to a major security lapse after a UN guard helped Kentucky Fried Chicken's "Colonel Sanders" gain access to restricted areas.
Apparently they didn't know he was decades dead.
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Instant Bueller! Posted: 2 months ago by theshirtpocket
For when you really need a quote from Ferris Bueller. Just one quote. Over and over again.
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Skeletons Depicting Steve McNair, Sahel Kazemi Pulled After Uproar Posted: 2 months ago by theshirtpocket
Nothing says Halloween like the fake skeleton of an NFL quarterback murdered by his mistress, at least according to King's Island Amusement Park. The couple are just two of the familiar faces included in the Haunt: A skeleton depicting Heath Ledger is shown surrounded by bottles of pills and a skeleton dressed like Michael Jackson in pajamas.
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Steve McNair Shot Dead Posted: 5 months ago by theshirtpocket
Apparent murder suicide. Very few details yet known, but that's about all Nashville news is talking about right now.
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Make Your Own Muppet! Posted: 1 year ago by TheShirtPocket
The WhatNot Workshop. Now at FAO Schwarz. Not cheap of course ($90), but still dang cool.
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New Penny Designs Posted: 1 year ago by TheShirtPocket
Starting next year, the US mint will unveil four new penny back designs in commemoration of Lincoln's 200th Birthday.
I thought we were supposed to be moving away from the penny?
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The Pirate Song by Ray freakin' Stevens!! Posted: 1 year ago by TheShirtPocket
I can't think of pirates without thinking of this song. Some fellow acts it out even, how cool is that?
"I want to siiiing and daaaance!!"
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Oh Dear Lord! Bees! Posted: 1 year ago by theshirtpocket
"My bro in law chucks a tennis ball at the clump of bees, that was the size of a basketball. He knocked off a fist sized clump of bees, which eventually just flew back up into the main clump.
That was pretty boring, so we decide to try something a little bigger...."
Posted originally (upvote here and here please) two years ago, I wanted everyone to be able to enjoy this, even the newbies. :)
Dunno how I've missed this for so long.
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Spore Creatures That Look Like Stuff! Posted: 1 year ago by theshirtpocket
Very technical title, I know. These are all Spore creatures that look like various characters (and inanimate objects) from pop culture, from Star Wars to Futurama. Kinda cool and scary stuff.
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The Best of Etch-a-Sketch Porn (NSFW I guess?) Posted: 1 year ago by theshirtpocket
Just what the title says. Blockier than a box of legos. Watch out at work, lest you look like you have a total lack of taste.
I guess this qualifies for Rule 34.
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Glow in the Dark Child Abuse Ads Posted: 1 year ago by theshirtpocket
These Children and Adolescents Reference Center ads are printed in fluorescent ink as to appear normal with a child playing or innocently laying in bed. When you turn the lights off, a new image appears revealing a grown man doing improper things with the little kids.
--Very shocking ads...I want to know what you all think of them.
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Don't Fall Asleep in the Wrong Place... Posted: 2 years ago by theshirtpocket
...Or you may get swallowed by a freaking python. Holy crap.
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Real-Life Bowser Posted: 2 years ago by TheShirtPocket
Well, a realistic photoshop rendition of him. This guy was inspired by the great Pixeloo to do a realistic version of everyone's favorite Koopa. Very creepy.
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Victorian Laptop! Posted: 2 years ago by TheShirtPocket
This may look like a Victorian music box, but inside this intricately hand-crafted wooden case lives a Hewlett-Packard ZT1000 laptop that runs both Windows XP and Ubuntu Linux. It features an elaborate display of clockworks under glass, engraved brass accents, claw feet, an antiqued copper keyboard and mouse, leather wrist pads, and customized wireless network card.
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The Glass Is... Posted: 2 years ago by TheShirtPocket
Half-full or half-empty?
Watch the votes roll in!
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Pop Lyrics Explained by Charts and Graphs Posted: 2 years ago by theshirtpocket
A shorter but still very clever follow-up to the statistical representations of rap lyrics posted last month.
Alanis still has a weak understanding of irony.
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90 Day Jane Was Lying Posted: 2 years ago by theshirtpocket
"90DayJane has pulled the plug. Her project was 'a personal art piece,' and 'must have made art seem like reality to many people.'" Naw, ya think?
Taken from the very next page in Punthe's 300 dates page :). Hope this isn't a dupe....
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