Last night for the season opening of Wife Swap a professional organizer swaped with a Pirate family. Here is the Pirate's family bio.
Baur Family picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Don't waste any more of your valuable time digging deep into the depths of your soul to tell your family off. Instead, use "Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator" to do all the hard work for you. picked by ogri2003 2 years ago

Victor Manuel Lozano spends his days like most 2-year-olds. He goes to nursery school, draws, rides a tricycle. The difference is, he does it in prison. picked by MaskedWriter 3 years ago

I guess every family could do this. It'd be really cool. Only a hassle once a year.

*Diego held up better than Susy* picked by Bornbad 5 months ago

A family was able to escape a burning house, without any functioning smoke detectors, because their son woke up with his hair on fire. picked by muppet 2 years ago

Jamie Pascall, a tenant since his teens, had been living in the house with his partner and their 10-year old girl; however, under council's strict guidelines, the four-bedroom property is meant for a more ample family, so the three were packed off to another flat. Since then, the pastel-colored building has been boarded up to prevent squatters moving in. picked by suebe 8 months ago

A New York woman has filed a $100 claim against Norwalk saying a family outing to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined by dog feces. The woman claims her child's shoes, along with the entire outing, were ruined when her 1-year-old stepped in dog feces outside the Maritime Garage. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

A man who was despondent over his financial situation killed five family members and himself Saturday. The bodies were discovered by LAPD officers who responded to a call by family friends. picked by smarty1052 1 year ago

Visiting — or even just viewing photos of family members — prompts brain activity that affects how you feel about them.
*this is a sad statement of our times* picked by Bornbad 11 months ago

When she was killed on Christmas Eve with eight members of her family, Alice Ortiz unwittingly broke the lease she held on an apartment in Upland.

Now the landlord, Broadcrest Foothill Apartment Homes, wants its money, $2,821.23 in all, according to documents obtained Wednesday picked by Bornbad 10 months ago

"We're not married, but we are a family," Dovel said. "Family isn't a piece of paper, family is love and togetherness that we have." picked by muppet 10 months ago

A Connecticut family was saved from a house fire by a newlywed who rushed inside through thick smoke while wearing her wedding gown. picked by AutumnLotus 6 months ago

Grave found is oldest DNA Evidence of a family picked by JoshSF49 1 year ago

One of the victims of Monday's fatal Metro crash has been getting hate-filled phone calls from people questioning whether she and her family are legal immigrants. picked by suebe 5 months ago

A family of four in New Hampshire is trying to spend just $1,500 for their groceries, household items and personal care expenses for an entire year and detail their attempt in a blog. picked by suebe 9 months ago

I found this story on The Friendly Atheists website.

The Illinois Family Institute is now hounding his place of work and encouraging parents at the school where he teaches maths to complain to the school board about him picked by Doggylives 3 months ago

TOKYO (AP) - Japanese police on Tuesday arrested a 77-year-old man suspected of killing his entire family with a hammer, including a 4-year-old granddaughter, a police official said. picked by bevissimo 1 year ago

A useful diagram showing the family tree of Greek gods picked by fogowar 2 years ago

In streets across Britain many people don't even know their neighbour's names. But that certainly isn't a problem on Cotswold Gardens in Gateshead. This small street is home to 69 members of the same family, ranging in age from four weeks to 76 years. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago

A Turkish court sentenced five members of the same family to life imprisonment for the "honour killing" of Naile Erdas, 16, who got pregnant as a result of rape. picked by AutumnLotus 11 months ago