My eyes, my eyes, those pictures!!! Fishnets and garters. Yikes!!! I hope he finds his "maiden of darkness" soon so he takes down his website.

What a catch!

BB,
Does this mean you have freed the girls scouts in favor of other, darker, pursuits?

Oh, why stop there, check out his website, , with many more pics.

He even has a MySpace account, though currently he only has 5 friends. :(

Is single and lives alone? Never been married or had kids? How could this be? I would have never guessed this could happen to such a guy.

I saw a link to the "tribute to Jamies dead girlfriend". Didn't have the guts to follow it. I am not sure if he killed her, or if she was already dead when they started dating, but I didn't really want to see it.

I did. No biggie. It was just one pic of a girl, that was his girlfriend, and lived from, I believe, 1960-1985.

It did cross my mind if he like, you know, fed on her.

Goth? Okay. Adult Goth? Fine, fine. Adult Goth who drives a forklift? Sure, all right *snicker* but I mean...if you're going to be an adult forklift driving Goth, at least don't be so cheesy about it...he looks like his hair is trapped in the 80's and the rest of him is trying too hard and unsuccessfully to impersonate KISS, and he just refuses to believe or accept that he doesn't look cool or scary...well, not cool and not the sort of scary he intended I assume.

Oh and look, his other occupation is a level 12 wizard! Wonder what that pays...

Scenario 1:

Cryptie is a full time goth, not just a weekend one. He regularly turns up to work in his makeup and occasionally fishnets. His work colleagues are so used to this that they no longer beat him up, but are now happy to take photos of him.

Scenario 2:

Cryptie regards his forklift driving as important a part of his persona as his goth makeup & tights. To reflect this, he broke into his place of work outside of opening hours to get these photos.

Wouldn't it be great if him and the Peter Pan guy started dating?

And I say more power to him. If he wants to be a forklift driving vampire, go for it.

I was trying for the comedic layup...he shoots...ewwww, he missed. Dang.

Oh my....

I can only shake my head and wonder WHY I listened to you......

I... I have... I have the boots he's wearing.
And I'm a chick.

... I am sad.

I wasn't really impressed until I noticed that he was a 12TH LEVEL WIZARD!! Holy crap. This guy must get all the chicks.

Pictures! Please! Help get the image of Cryptie out of our brains!