A compilation of Jack Handy thoughts. I love these!

"Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach: A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it." - Jack Handy picked by tupark 2 years ago

Remember the old trivia game? It's online now.
Give it a shot. It's a bit noisy and slightly rude, so be careful at work. picked by Fascha 3 years ago

Jack the Ripper was a forgery invented by journalists to link a series of unrelated murders and sell newspapers, according to a new book. picked by AutumnLotus 7 months ago

Tvirus had posted the first part of this Drunk HistoryPart 1. This time its Jack Black, and this is absolutely brilliant. (Part 2.5 in the Comments)

One night in November, Eric Falconer drank 8 Vodka Cranberries. Then he discussed a great historical event, Franklin Flying the Kite. picked by MUPpetMAKer 2 years ago

It's a nutritional info calculator at the Jack-in-the-Box website. I thought it was cool. Select the items you want and press 'calculate'. The Sourdough Jack (my favorite) has over 700 calories and 51.3 grams of fat. wow. picked by cheeselog1234 3 years ago

In early 2007 the Florida Bar filed a five count, 38-page complaint against Florida Lawyer Jack Thompson, seeking sanctions against the outspoken critic of video games.

Judge Tunis has now released her report, with recommendations that Thompson be found guilty of 27 of the 31 charges. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

News alert: Jack Box, the fictitious chief executive of Jack in the Box, is in critical condition after getting slammed by a bus today. His last words before the tragedy were “breakfast all day and burger.” picked by Bornbad 10 months ago

Series of articles on Al Capp's life and career. It's not good enough to bounce through a few pages of these stories and glance at the pictures. You have to sit down and READ them to get the full impact. If you don't have time right now, bookmark this page and come back later. I'm sure you'll find these stories as mind-blowing as I do! picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

An eminent South African historian believes he has stumbled on the identity of Jack the Ripper. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago

After terrorizing Boston, The Mooninites are once again up to no good...and only Jack Bauer can stop them. picked by Bornbad 3 years ago

Movie legend Jack Nicholson has been admitted to the hospital with no details being released. picked by musicgirldani 3 years ago

Seems that mischievous old Jack in the Box is running ads that imply Carls Jr and Hardees make their "Angus" burgers from cow butts. picked by BrownTrout 3 years ago

Found: drinking companions to join elderly gentleman for a friendly beer at his local pub. Mike Hammond was bombarded with offers after advertising in his village post office for someone to accompany his 88-year-old father Jack on visits to a southern England pub from a nursing home. Update on this story. picked by AutumnLotus 2 years ago

When Jack Burt confessed that he'd been banned for five days for hitting the bus driver in the head with an apple core, dad Sam thought he should learn the hard way.

He and Jack last week were getting up at 5.10am for the dusty 13km-hike from the Darwin rural area of Herbert, all the way to Humpty Doo. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

Self-reliance is a vital key to living a healthy, productive life. To be self-reliant one must master a basic set of skills, more or less making them a jack of all trades. Contrary to what you may have learned in school, a jack of all trades is far more equipped to deal with life than a specialized master of only one.

I searched for possible dupes... didn't find any... my bad if it is picked by Nateebiinature 1 year ago

The actor donned a fake penis for a three-in-a-bed romp...

well, Here's Johnny! picked by Hoosker 3 years ago

...according to Jack thompson.Jack Thompson is interviewed by David Gregory on MSNBC regarding the Virginia Tech shootings. Apparently, someone in MSNBC's booking department mistook Thompson for a credible, rational source on school shootings. picked by sholom22 3 years ago

39 picked by ReaDiculous 2 years ago

A dog that escaped some teenage tormentors has been reunited with his relieved Calgary family.

Pinball, a Jack Russel terrier, has been gone since Sunday night when he was taken from his fenced yard in the northeast neighbourhood of Temple. picked by Bingo 4 months ago

The whole thing is pretty funny, but the best part is how he figures out the first question in the clip. picked by Fizz71 2 years ago