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Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts!

The two monsters went duck-hunting with their dogs, but without success.

'I know what it is, Zob,' said Grundople. 'I know what we're doing wrong.'

'What's that then, Grundople?'

'We're not throwing the dogs high enough.'

UUUNNNNNGGGGGGG NNNNNNGGGG NNNNNNNNGGG NGGGG NNNG?

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG UNNNNGGG

Did we send anyone on a beer run yet? The Blob is pretty much absorbing all the booze.

Blah

You guys want to smoke a joint?

Or is that not cool? Are you guys cool with that, or will it offend. I don't wish to offend.

...

Guys?

*pulls out lighter*

NNNNNNNNNNNGH.

Guys wait; hold on. Let me move away from y'all. Last time someone smoked around me my fur caught fire. And I got a little hairspray in tonight.

Shit, man. Let a wolf keep his fur.

*moves to the other side of the room*

knock knock

COME IN.

WUA HA HA.

Hello everybody, me have arrived.

Aw hell no! Not the fucking cookie monster!

Get the vuck out of here, Cookie.

But.. But...

Me am friendly.

*sniff*

*SLAM*

*pulls out lighter*

NNNNNNNNNNNGH.

Thank you, Frank.

*hits*

*passes to Frank*

Cough Cough Cough

Cough

*holds it out for someone else to take*

cough cough cough

Give me that shit.

*snatches joint from FrankenstienMonster's hand*