A 24-year-old woman says she was handcuffed and thrown into a police holding cell when she tried to use a valid gift card at a Best Buy. picked by suebe 6 months ago

For the first time in the republic's history, government officials are being asked to grant a trademark for the nickname a man has given to his abdominal muscles. picked by Bornbad 6 months ago

An unapologetic prankster heisted a cop car that was left running and unattended outside a diner in the Bronx. The officer didn’t even have time to order his breakfast before realizing the highway patrol vehicle was gone, and with it his loaded rifle. picked by suebe 6 months ago

Gambling anti-gambling task force head, a governor, even jack abramoff. Got to love the south picked by NoPantsMan 6 months ago

All funerals are sad and creepy, but they’re way better than feeding the corpse to a bunch of hungry eagles.
(Caution, some graphic images) picked by Bornbad 6 months ago

Or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Lies. picked by Bornbad 6 months ago

He took some time to cut his hair, take a shower, had a few beers and was frying up some chicken and watching TV when the homeowner walked in. picked by suebe 6 months ago

Two men were arrested and held in jail for five days because cops thought their candy was crack cocaine. picked by suebe 6 months ago

Crotch walking is a theft tactic that is cleverly performed by women. They simply wear a full dress or skirt into the store; place an item between their thighs, and walk out of the business like it is any other normal shopping day. Women with stronger thighs have been known to shoplift larger ticket items like electronics picked by Bornbad 6 months ago

Dillie the friendly deer really is one of the family. She knows how to turn lights on and off, gets ice from the fridge dispenser and uses the swimming pool. picked by Bornbad 6 months ago

There has to be much more to life than this... picked by KerOBeroS32 6 months ago

John Travolta has announced that he will fly "volunteer ministers" from the Church of Scientology to Haiti. He intends them to heal the hurt using highly scientific methods such as touching them, pointing out where a chair, a door, etc are and perhaps a back rub. Xenu will never escape under their watch. picked by bernardblack 6 months ago

HE'S never had a nose for trouble before but black labrador Bronson sure knows how to turn heads with his retrieving tricks. picked by Bornbad 6 months ago

Nothing like it picked by Bornbad 6 months ago

A man learned the hard way when his "lover" broke his fall. picked by suebe 6 months ago

As the most common non-human fakes are often made out of goat or monkey skin, one must pay particular attention to distinguishing between authentic and replicas. picked by Bornbad 7 months ago

If Your Name Begins With "D," You May Die Younger.
A new study suggests that the first letter in your name could be linked to your longevity. picked by Bornbad 7 months ago

With a lanky legspan of up to nearly a half foot, a newly discovered spider species is the largest among its family of arachnids in the Middle East. picked by Bornbad 7 months ago

A burglar has been breaking into homes and stealing mens shoes and photos. Only the mens shoes-not the womens'. picked by suebe 7 months ago

British great-grandmother Annette Edwards loves rabbits so much that she has had plastic surgery to become the sexiest of them all: Jessica Rabbit. Includes Image.

*shrugs* picked by KerOBeroS32 7 months ago

A man who got his penis stuck in a metal pipe was freed after an industrial metal grinder was used to release him. picked by suebe 7 months ago

A storm near ST. JOHN, a small town in New Brunswick, Canada washed up numerous tasty lobsters. The federal government told the people of the town that only licensed fishermen using licensed traps during the license season can take lobsters. All others would face fines. The townsfolk response? <burp> picked by bernardblack 7 months ago

A New York City-funded (taxpayers - $32,000) guidebook for heroin users offers information on how to prepare drugs carefully and how to care for veins to avoid infection. The state's top official with the Drug Enforcement Administration calls it a "step-by-step instruction on how to inject a poison."

You can read it here. picked by suebe 7 months ago

A man robbed a bank, but while being chased by the cops he dropped his newly scored bag of cash. A dye packet had exploded inside, and a bystander who witnessed the chase on the streets, picked up the loot and ran off with it anyway! picked by suebe 7 months ago

An absolutely bombed South Dakota woman - found passed out in stolen cars twice this month - had a blood alcohol level nearly nine times the legal limit, authorities said. picked by suebe 7 months ago