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University of Florida zombie preparedness document removed Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
The term, “undead” is also denoted in the report stating, “Supporters of Florida Zombie Preserve Inc. insist that the term ‘undead’ clearly connotes deficiency; specifically in the absence of both life and death. Hence, we suggest here the term ‘life impaired.’”
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Woman Feeds Wizard Boy Feces & Urine Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
There was utter shock and sorrow when a 7 year old boy told the police that his aunt and a pastor had fed him s**t and urine on allegations that he was a wizard.
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 440 [+].
Woman Denied Divorce From Husband With Large Penis Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
A Taiwanese woman, who reportedly asked for divorce from her husband because his penis was too long, has been refused after a request to measure the man's manhood was denied.
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 427 [+].
He hopes you never live a week like this Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
An 80-year-old Ohio man is recovering from a week in which he was beaten during a home invasion and then shot while trying to learn about guns
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Naked Man Attacks Cars on the Highway Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
A man who told officers he was a medical marijuana provider has been arrested for allegedly standing naked in a Colorado highway, pounding on passing cars and spitting at a state trooper.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 250 [+].
You're an ass, but I still love you: Donkey chews sheep's ears off - but they remain best friends Posted: 2 months ago by ITC518
With the benefit of hindsight, putting the donkey in with the sheep might have been a touch, well, ear-responsible.
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Dallas woman fuming over smoking neighbor Posted: 2 months ago by nateebiinature
A Dallas woman has filed a lawsuit seeking six figures from a former neighbor and landlord for damage she says was caused by cigarette smoke wafting through adjoining walls of her high-end townhome.
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Move over, Huge Silverback Gorilla Butler. Posted: 2 months ago by suckersklub
Llama Caddies.
For real.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 355 [+].
The Doll That Grew Old in The Attic Posted: 2 months ago by Bingo
As many families do, a family put their child's doll away in the attic for storage, Years later, when they came to take it out, what they found was unnerving.
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Lawsuit Alleges ER Doctor Let Man Die In Order to Steal His Rolex Posted: 2 months ago by cb__
A jaw-dropping lawsuit filed last week in San Francisco Superior Court alleges an ER doctor abandoned his attempts to resuscitate a patient from cardiac arrest to instead pocket the dead man's valuable Rolex wristwatch.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 361 [+].
British Prisoners Got Drunk On Swine Flu Gel Posted: 2 months ago by suckersklub
Instead of rubbing the gel into their hands, prisoners had been wrapping their lips around the dispenser outlets and consuming it only hours after the dispensers were installed.
A nearby hospital had recently removed the same gel after vagrants wandered in and began drinking it.
The rumors have come true.
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Oops! Oil Truck Delivers 100 Gallons of Oil To The Wrong House Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
A homeowner is steaming mad at a fuel company that pumped 100 gallons of oil into his home – and he doesn't even have an oil tank.
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The Naked Guys - NSFW Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
Wearing nothing but a pair of sandals, George Davis decided to add a woolen hat to his look when a nipple-chilling fog rolled onto the sidewalk. Tonight, he joined his friends Rusty and Lloyd, commonly referred to as "the naked guys," in their thrice-weekly nude jaunt through the Castro district of San Francisco
Comments: 4 Score: [-] 235 [+].
Doped up trucker causes accident due to masturbating while driving Posted: 2 months ago by bernardblack
Crazy enough story right there. But wait, there's more. He hadn't finished at the time of the accident so he proceeded to continue after the accident and while the police were investigating.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 746 [+].
Customer Beaten to Death by Walmart Employees Posted: 2 months ago by ruthstark
At Walmart, theft is not tolerated. At least not at the Walmart in Jingdezhen, China, where a customer died at the hands of Walmart employees who suspected her of stealing.
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'Tree Fairy' Plants Trees On Unsuspecting Neighbors' Lawns Posted: 2 months ago by cb__
"My mother wants me to quit. My sister seems to want me to quit. They think I am a little crazy and are worried I might go to jail," said the Tree Fairy.
Comments: 10 Score: [-] 461 [+].
Woman with pants down on subway bites officer Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
Only in NY, kids, only in NY.
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Standing Face to Face with Her Thief Posted: 2 months ago by cb__
Salesclerk Michelle McCambridge was the victim of identity theft. Shortly after she became aware of the situation, the woman who had claimed to be her was at her cash register.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 802 [+].
The longest fish in the world Posted: 2 months ago by lynxears
An oarfish can easily be mistaken for a sea serpent, but they are really the longest bony fish in the sea, growing to fifty feet or more in length. The longest oarfish alive according to the Guinness Book of World Records is 36 feet in length.
*that fish really creeps me out*
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Man Fatally Shoots Self While Teaching Girlfriend Lesson on Gun Safety Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad
Given the name or the victim and the stupidity of the following incident, you'd almost think this story was made up.
Comments: 12 Score: [-] 540 [+].
Highway Lanes Are RACISSSSSTT! Posted: 2 months ago by 2manyusernames
Racism, as I said before is the new "McCarthyism". The latest and perhaps biggest insane use of the race card? High occupancy lanes for cars with 3 or more people in it are racist and discriminatory.
Sadly, this is not an Onion parody.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 295 [+].
Rusty Old Car Turns Out to be eBay Gold Posted: 2 months ago by Bingo
The rusty 1963 Pontiac LeMans Tempest was obtained after the owner died. The new owner decided to sell the car on eBay and bidding started out at $500. Sounds simple like a typical eBay auction, right? However, the bidding ended at the price of $226,521!
Comments: 7 Score: [-] 368 [+].
Oops! St. Louis Coffee Spill Costs Campus $200,000 Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
St. Louis Community College must foot the bill after a coffee maker rigged to a faucet and left on in a photo lab led to a ruptured water line in July. About 10,000 gallons of water spilled down four floors, damaging ceilings, walls, computers and files.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 215 [+].
Police use Taser, Handcuffs on Wayward Emu Posted: 2 months ago by suebe
Officers had to use a stun gun and handcuffs to capture an emu running loose on Interstate 20 in central Mississippi
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Woman dies after surgical mishap Posted: 2 months ago by meggysue
She caught fire on the operating table, "a rare but vexing problem".
Just what we need: one more thing to worry about before going under the knife.
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 492 [+].
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