A man who told officers he was a medical marijuana provider has been arrested for allegedly standing naked in a Colorado highway, pounding on passing cars and spitting at a state trooper. picked by suebe 2 months ago

With the benefit of hindsight, putting the donkey in with the sheep might have been a touch, well, ear-responsible. picked by ITC518 2 months ago

A Dallas woman has filed a lawsuit seeking six figures from a former neighbor and landlord for damage she says was caused by cigarette smoke wafting through adjoining walls of her high-end townhome. picked by nateebiinature 2 months ago

Llama Caddies.

For real. picked by suckersklub 2 months ago

As many families do, a family put their child's doll away in the attic for storage, Years later, when they came to take it out, what they found was unnerving. picked by Bingo 2 months ago

​ A jaw-dropping lawsuit filed last week in San Francisco Superior Court alleges an ER doctor abandoned his attempts to resuscitate a patient from cardiac arrest to instead pocket the dead man's valuable Rolex wristwatch. picked by cb__ 2 months ago

Instead of rubbing the gel into their hands, prisoners had been wrapping their lips around the dispenser outlets and consuming it only hours after the dispensers were installed.
A nearby hospital had recently removed the same gel after vagrants wandered in and began drinking it.
The rumors have come true. picked by suckersklub 2 months ago

A homeowner is steaming mad at a fuel company that pumped 100 gallons of oil into his home – and he doesn't even have an oil tank. picked by suebe 2 months ago

Wearing nothing but a pair of sandals, George Davis decided to add a woolen hat to his look when a nipple-chilling fog rolled onto the sidewalk. Tonight, he joined his friends Rusty and Lloyd, commonly referred to as "the naked guys," in their thrice-weekly nude jaunt through the Castro district of San Francisco picked by suebe 2 months ago

Crazy enough story right there. But wait, there's more. He hadn't finished at the time of the accident so he proceeded to continue after the accident and while the police were investigating. picked by bernardblack 2 months ago

At Walmart, theft is not tolerated. At least not at the Walmart in Jingdezhen, China, where a customer died at the hands of Walmart employees who suspected her of stealing. picked by ruthstark 2 months ago

"My mother wants me to quit. My sister seems to want me to quit. They think I am a little crazy and are worried I might go to jail," said the Tree Fairy. picked by cb__ 2 months ago

Only in NY, kids, only in NY. picked by suebe 2 months ago

Salesclerk Michelle McCambridge was the victim of identity theft. Shortly after she became aware of the situation, the woman who had claimed to be her was at her cash register. picked by cb__ 2 months ago

An oarfish can easily be mistaken for a sea serpent, but they are really the longest bony fish in the sea, growing to fifty feet or more in length. The longest oarfish alive according to the Guinness Book of World Records is 36 feet in length.

*that fish really creeps me out* picked by lynxears 2 months ago

Given the name or the victim and the stupidity of the following incident, you'd almost think this story was made up. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Racism, as I said before is the new "McCarthyism". The latest and perhaps biggest insane use of the race card? High occupancy lanes for cars with 3 or more people in it are racist and discriminatory.
Sadly, this is not an Onion parody. picked by 2manyusernames 2 months ago

The rusty 1963 Pontiac LeMans Tempest was obtained after the owner died. The new owner decided to sell the car on eBay and bidding started out at $500. Sounds simple like a typical eBay auction, right? However, the bidding ended at the price of $226,521! picked by Bingo 2 months ago

St. Louis Community College must foot the bill after a coffee maker rigged to a faucet and left on in a photo lab led to a ruptured water line in July. About 10,000 gallons of water spilled down four floors, damaging ceilings, walls, computers and files. picked by suebe 2 months ago

Officers had to use a stun gun and handcuffs to capture an emu running loose on Interstate 20 in central Mississippi picked by suebe 2 months ago

She caught fire on the operating table, "a rare but vexing problem".

Just what we need: one more thing to worry about before going under the knife. picked by meggysue 2 months ago

With their alien-like appearance and giant size these balloon sculptures might be a bit scary for a children's party. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

Until now sheep were thought to eat only grass.
But bird expert Dr Niall Burton watched in horror as one bloodthirsty woolly fiend pounced on a baby grouse and munched it. picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

He is seen:
* Urinating in a toilet bin
* Slashing furniture and colleague's coats in the staffroom
* Setting off a fire extinguisher
* Filming firefighters responding to a false alarm
* Playing cricket and football with stock
* Poking his fingers in, stamping on and licking an uncooked chicken *Smashing boxes of eggs in the stockroom picked by Bornbad 2 months ago

The draw of the same six winning numbers twice in a row in Bulgaria's national lottery was a freak coincidence, officials said Thursday.

What are the odds? Apparently 1 in 4,000,000. picked by proverb 2 months ago